The Zini Deux from Babeland Toys

It arrived in a beautiful box: the Zini Deux. Like a Fabergé egg turned cyber sex toy, the two halves of the “yin/yang” are meant for each other. Magnetized halves creating an ‘egg’— when they pull apart the two vibrators, one convex vibe is shaped for the woman’s clitoral stimulation and one concave for cupping the man’s balls. But, of course, it need not be only for male/female couples, it could easily suit male/male and female/female sexual play as well. The two shapes have uses only discovered by adventurous handling.

I charged each half, and presented the sleek plum-colored vibrating egg to share with my lover. We turned the first one on, and it hummed. It has different settings, by holding the two smooth buttons together. It took us some time to figure out how they function, despite the enclosed directions. Well, I don’t like following directions. I like to learn by exploration. These two vibrators are meant for that.

We turned on the concave vibe by pressing both sides of the buttons. It made a sound reminiscent of remote control race cars ready for the electric track. My man turned on the other vibe, fitting it gently upon my clitoral mound. It hummed, buzzed, and tickled. He put his on, cupping it under his balls, and put the variable vibrate mode on. We both started laughing. It sounded like an alarm clock muffled underneath a pillow. He made a funny face. The pleasure I was getting from the convex “yang” shape felt nice, but I was crying with laughter. He was making all kinds of distracting faces at me, as the “alarm” buzz on his “yin” shape was going on and on in a staccato manner. We tried to be serious, but it was amusing.

We were laughing with great belly laughs, and vibrating each other with our sleek cyber vibes. We laughed so much, it was difficult to feign a sensual mood. He wanted to keep going. I wanted to stop. My nose was dripping, my eyes were tearing, and I could not get into a sexy mood. I was feeling too silly. I couldn’t even talk, as I was gasping for breath from laughing so hard. I turned mine off, but he kept going. He liked the vibration on his balls.

I wiped my eyes, and went to get a tissue for my nose. I heard the soft vibration from his vibe as I went into the bathroom. I came back in, and he was really into it. So I went down on him, sucking him slowly, massaging the vibe lightly on his balls. This was actually arousing to do. How many times have I used a vibrator with a lover, when the vibe was all about my pleasure? Or it was cock-shaped, and my guy was shy about putting to his balls? Or, in some cases, men do like to use a vibrator for that “male g-spot” stimulation, however… you must use something that won’t, um… slip out of your hands. There are toys for this particular use.

He was getting very hard, and loved the gentle vibration while I sucked and pleasured him. Laughing like we did, it was also good foreplay, and something that made us feel very close. It got sexier.

This is a superb sex toy for couples. Its possibilities are many; the two shapes lead to many uses, and its potential for bringing two people together is certain— whether laughing to the point of crying with silliness, or sensual exploration where one discovers something new about their partner, it is bound to be a multi-purpose joy toy for both lovers.

The Taoist Sex Toy: Zini Deux. Laughing together is sexy.

Coming together is sexier.

I recently tried Babeland’s Body Chocolate with my lover. It is a delicious body chocolate made of sugar, organic cocoa powder, safflower oil, organic coconut oil, organic cocoa butter, and vanilla.

Being an amateur gourmet, I have some experience in tasting other chocolate spreads, from the luxurious Noisella, a Belgian chocolate and hazelnut spread (by Le Pain Quotidien, the Belgian gourmet café chain) to the infamous Nutella. I  love to spread chocolate on bananas, as it’s a sensual experience. Although eating it off a banana is cliche, it sure tastes good. The two flavors together are just delicious. Then I discovered Noisella while dining at Le Pain Quotidien. So, with these flavor references, I can properly explain that Babeland’s Body Chocolate leans closer to the latter, more elegant chocolate spread.

You are probably curious as to why one would order body chocolate spread from a sex toy purveyor when a chocolate spread could be found in some local gourmet shop? Why not go grocery shopping for your own 9 1/2 Weeks sexy food scenario? And so I will explain the positives of trying this Body Chocolate through Babeland: you can also shop for incredible, sex-positive, women-friendly, and even eco-friendly, sex toys while you order your absolutely delish Babeland Body Chocolate. Why not?

This particular “body chocolate” is by far superior to regular chocolate spreads, and comparable to some of the healthier kinds I’ve enjoyed (on bananas, bread and even raw flax seed crackers). But, let me tell you, it’s better on someone’s naked body.

Yes, my husband enjoyed the body chocolate on his nipples: “I didn’t think it would be so arousing,” he sighed. And… tasting it off his nether parts. And… his nipples again. I was surprised that he liked his nipples sucked, and so a discovery was made. Yes, it was yummy for me too, as I enjoyed spreading a taste on his arousal and slowly, languidly, tasting, sucking, and savoring it off of him. You might as well consider this “gourmet sex chocolate” and add it into your sex toy basket.

More reasons to lick up delicious Babeland Body Chocolate:

It contains coconut oil.

Research has proven that coconut oil has many health benefits. The health & beauty plus of coconut oil includes hair care, skin care, stress relief, maintaining cholesterol levels, weight loss, increased immunity, proper digestion and metabolism, relief from kidney problems, heart diseases, high blood pressure, to name a few.

The benefits of coconut oil can be attributed to the presence of lauric acid, capric acid and caprylic acid, and its properties such as antimicrobial, antioxidant, antifungal, antibacterial.

And… chocolate? What could be better?

Think of the pleasure you will both have (or perhaps use it for a menage a trois? A chocolate body painting party? The possibilities are plentiful). And I am sure I don’t need to give you explanations on how healthy orgasms are. Coconut oil, chocolate, and orgasms? A quintessential recipe for health and happiness.

Just the many reasons to enjoy Babeland Body Chocolate. For a midnight snack, or a sexy morning breakfast in bed.

Chocolate happens to be my religion. I grew up in a very liberal Jewish household, the kind that celebrated the holidays with a “pagan” Chanukah bush. I decided that even though Judaism was my heritage, it was really chocolate that I believed in. Chocolate could get me through. If I was having a particularly challenging day, some good chocolate would just make  things better. Not as tame as my British grandmother’s ‘cup of tea’ which also had the magical ability of righting a particularly rotten mood or moment,— chocolate promised of something sensual, something luxurious, like a seductive kiss. Hershey’s kisses, in their happy little easy-to-open foils, buttery with cocoa pleasure. Mood lifting. Aphrodisiac.

If I were admitted into the hospital, when asked what my religion is, I’d say “chocolate”. If I should ever be in a life or death situation, instead of sending the hospital clergy, my wish would be for someone from the ‘religion of chocolate’ to arrive, bearing a large box of chocolate truffles at my eleventh hour. I don’t need gloomy prayers, just give me a decadent bite of chocolate truffle with hazelnut filling.

The {aphrodisiac} history of chocolate and its origins, little nibbles quickly taken from the chocolate bunny of Wikipedia:

The majority of the Mesoamerican people made chocolate beverages, including the Aztecs, who made it into a beverage known as xocolātl (/ʃo.ko.laːtɬ/), a Nahuatl word meaning “bitter water”— Xocoatl was believed to fight fatigue, a belief that is probably attributable to the theobromine content. Chocolate was also an important luxury good throughout pre-Columbian Mesoamerica, and cacao beans were often used as currency.

A BBC report indicated that melting chocolate in one’s mouth produced an increase in brain activity and heart rate that was more intense than that associated with passionate kissing, and also lasted four times as long after the activity had ended.

Babeland Body Chocolate. It does a body good.

I’m in the mood for chocolate & love. So I am spreading Babeland’s Body Chocolate all over my lover’s body like a delicious spread of Nutella.

This Body Chocolate is actually healthier than Nutella. A little bit.

It is made of : sugar, organic cocoa powder, safflower oil, organic coconut oil, organic cocoa butter, and vanilla.

Research has proven that coconut oil has many health benefits. The health & beauty plus of coconut oil includes hair care, skin care, stress relief, maintaining cholesterol levels, weight loss, increased immunity, proper digestion and metabolism, relief from kidney problems, heart diseases, high blood pressure, to name a few.

The benefits of coconut oil can be attributed to the presence of lauric acid, capric acid and caprylic acid, and its properties such as antimicrobial, antioxidant, antifungal, antibacterial, soothing, etc.

Which is why I’m slathering it all over my lover and tasting it off.

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